Tag: late-stage capitalism

Drones to the Rescue

I read a study today
that said that people
generally judge selfies
to be insecure, lonely,
and unacceptable.
But if you have a posed picture
as if another person is taking it
you score higher on the acceptability.
So
I need to hire a photographer
to follow my self around.
Or maybe I can get a drone to take
pictures of me on the ground.
Then I can go to that sweet,
sweet influencer lifestyle town.
Drones to the rescue.
Marketing utopia, all around!